Liddy and Purpadrow meet Bongurmit/Transcript

Liddy: (laughs) Rain makes my nose tickle! (laughing)

Purpadrow: What are you talking about? You don't have a nose. (laughing)

Liddy: (laughing)

Purpadrow: Whoa! The rain is stopping.

Liddy: (gasps) Look, Purpadrow! It's a rainbow! Yay!

Purpadrow: Whoa! It is a rainbow! Hey! Hey, Bongurmit! Hey, Bongurmit, hey!

Liddy: You're not gonna see the rainbow! Bongurmit!

Purpadrow: Hey! Hey Bongurmit, wake up! It's a rainbow!

Liddy: Bongurmit! We have gotta go see the rainbow!

(Bongurmit wakes up)

Bongurmit: God, you guys. This had better be pretty freakin' important. Is Tubee causing trouble again?

Liddy: We have to go see the rainbow! Bongurmit!

Purpadrow: Yeah! We have to go get the pot of gold! Come on! The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! Let's go!

Bongurmit: Pot of gold. Sure. I'm going back to sleep now.

Liddy: No! (jumping on top of Bongurmit's back) Bongurmit! You have to get up and take us to the rainbow!

Bongurmit: Please stop jumping on me.

Purpadrow: Yeah! I want my pot of gold, Bongurmit! Let's go! Hurry!

Liddy: I love rainbows, and puppies, and kittens, and flowers, and rainbows, and clouds, and bunnies, and rainbows!

Bongurmit: All right. Fine! I'll go with you to see the rainbow!

(Bongurmit is seen walking through the forest with Purpadrow and Liddy on his back.)

Purpadrow: No, you're doing it wrong, Liddy. It's like this! (babbling)

Liddy: Oh, okay! (joins Purpadrow's babbling)

Bongurmit: Oh, God, would you guys knock it off already?

Purpadrow: Geez, why don't you stop horning in? (laughing)

Liddy: (laughs with Purpadrow)

Bongurmit: (groans)

Purpadrow: Hey, hey Bongurmit!

Bongurmit: What?

Purpadrow: Hey, Bongurmit, hey!

Bongurmit: What?!

Purpadrow: What are you gonna buy with your share of the gold? I'm gonna buy a pot of gold.

Bongurmit: You guys do realize that there actually isn't a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, right?

Liddy: I'm gonna buy more rainbows! (laughing)

Bongurmit: You can't buy a friggin' rainbow!

Liddy: Then I'll buy a rainbow machine that'll make millions of rainbows! Yay!

Purpadrow: (in unison with Liddy) Yay!

(Sintetiset and Hikky appear in front of Bongurmit with a bunch of suitcases, and Bongurmit stops walking.)

Bongurmit: Oh God, wait. Who is that?

Liddy: It's Sintetiset and Hikky!

Purpadrow: Come on, guys! We're gonna go get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

All except Bongurmit: Yay!

Purpadrow: Bongurmit is giving us a ride. Hop on!

Liddy: Yay for Bongurmit!

Bongurmit: Oh, no. I am not carrying all you guys and those suitcases!

Hikky: But they’re important, Bongurmit.

Sintetiset: Yeah, they’re important, Bongurmit.

Purpadrow: Oh, come on, Bongurmit!

(Hikky, Liddy, Purpadrow and Sintetiset saying Bongurmit repeatedly)

Bongurmit: Okay! I'll carry the stupid suitcases too!

(Later...)

(Bongurmit, Hikky, Liddy, Purpadrow and Sintetiset are seen on the bridge)

All: (babbling) Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

Bongurmit: Oh god, would you guys shut up?!

(all but Bongurmit laugh)

Bongurmit: These suitcases are freakin' heavy! And this isn't very sturdy. We shouldn't be on it.

Purpadrow: Oh, come on! Stop horsing around and just go, Bongurmit!

(all laugh again) (bridge cracks)

Bongurmit: Uh...seriously guys, this bridge is starting to break. We need to get rid of those friggin' suitcases.

Hikky: Wait, we can't do that, Bongurmit.

Purpadrow: Yeah, Bongurmit, we can't.

Bongurmit: Why? What's inside them?

Hikky: Parachutes.

Bongurmit: What?

(bridge falls apart and Hikky screams)

Flowey: (crack, Bongurmit impacts ground) OWWW! Ohh.. oh.... ow...my friggin' leg!

(Hikky, Liddy, Purpadrow and Sintetiset land safely using the parachutes.)

Liddy: (gasps) It's not just a rainbow! (starry eyed) It's a double rainbow! Yayyy!

Purpadrow: And a double pot of gold!

Hikky: What does it mean?

(Cactobeater shows up)

Cactobeater: I'll tell you what it means. It means those pots of gold are ours! Hee-hee!

(all constantly comment on double rainbow)

Flowey: You guys just shut up! I swear, I didn't even want to come here! Now I got a freakin' broken leg thanks to you idiots. Just SHUT UP!

(moment of silence)

Bongurmit: Hey, hey Flowey!

Flowey: What?!

Purpadrow: Knife!

(Bongurmit cuts into Flowey's chest)

Flowey: Oh, God! Right in the other kidney!

(credits roll)